Michael (mharvster) wrote in districtds,

Lindsay Lohan Loves European Penis

Lindsay Lohan was horrified to hear that at Kenny G's birthday party over the weekend, Brandon Davis's grandmother told people that her grandson and the Just My Luck star are now a couple, after Brandon was caught on camera unleashing a slew of insults about the actress. Her publicist told PageSix.com, "It is unfortunate that Barbara Davis is desperate enough to make up a lie about Lindsay dating her grandson. Lindsay took the high road and accepted Brandon's apology last week, but they are not dating and they did not go to dinner together. Lindsay is dating several men who live overseas."

This isn't exactly surprising news, but the fact that her publicist said it seems to imply that Lindsay wants the whole world to know she's a whore. Which is wonderful news. It also appears the Karl Lagerfeld is one of these many overseas men. Dating 68 year-old men is SO the new dating hunky heirs. Lindsay earns so much street cred for the overseas thing, too.

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