Michael (mharvster) wrote in districtds,

Update on Jessica Simpson: Still an Idiot

GOOD job Jessica Simpson's got beauty because she's deeply challenged in the brains department. The bimbette, who's been tipped to star in the upcoming Baywatch movie, bumped into Pamela Anderson last week and stunned her by asking: "How did you guys run so slowly in the show's opening scene. You know, where you're running down the beach?" Pam, 38, who played the original CJ, was rendered speechless but after an awkward silence, patiently explained: "It was shot in slow motion." She even resisted the urge to add "Duh!"

Ohmygod lover. This "story" is clearly tabloid trash. If it were anyone else, I might consider it to be true, but since it's Jessica Simpson, we can automatically disregard its validity. We all know Jessica is the pinnacle of intelligence (and beauty, as pointed out). This story sounds fishy. It smells a whole lot like tuna, in fact.

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